A severe dislike of women with waistlines.
Dark chocolate now forms the base of your food pyramid.
You constantly ask, “Is it hot in here or am I menopausal?”
More pimples than a high school freshman.
Conversations with yourself have become far more interesting.
Garlic is no longer a friend and gravity is on very shaky terms.
Easily distracted – like this one time when I wasssss
Believing that you can – and just might – kick the world’s ass.
Bipolar is the new “normal”.
You produce enough wind to power a small continent.
A group of retired people stalk you by mail.
The sad irony of knowing that once you're post-menopausal you can have all the sex you want and not get pregnant – but by then you’ll be too tired.
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