Sometimes you might start feeling down and when you do, just think of all the positives menopause has to offer:
10) No more visits from Aunt Flo and no more praying she’ll show up.
9) Conveniently forgetting stuff and blaming it on menopause. “That was today?”
8) Finally getting those anti-depressants you’ve been wanting.
7) And maybe some anti-anxiety pills, too!
6) After 50 you won’t have to raise your own babies – just your grandkids.
5) Oh the things you’ll learn watching Oprah and Dr. Phil.
4) Wearing caftans and sweat pants because comfort is more important than style.
3) You can use your uterus as extra storage space. It’s not doing anything.
2) Start your new career as a bearded lady for the traveling circus.
1) Telling people to shut their big yapper because you don’t care to hear it anymore.
I’m sure there are many more, so please feel free to add your positive thoughts to this list in the comments section below.
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