What if someone built an amusement park with a menopause theme? They could sell t-shirts with slogans like "I Went Through Menopause & All I Got Was This Big Fat Ass"
There would need to be themed rides, of course, so I've come up with a list:
The Overly Emotional Rollercoaster (so many ups and downs)
Mommy The Monster (She bites the heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.)
Road Rage Bumper Cars (Whiplash is our specialty.)
Tower of Terror (Or as we like to call it “Home Sweet Home”)
It’s a Very Small World (Too small if you ask me.)
I Scream, You Scream (but mostly I scream)
Speeding Toward Death Drop Tower
Punching Clowns Until They Go Down (or at least until they cry)
House of Broken Mirrors (Watch Your Step!)
And finally -
Primal Scream Carousel
Enjoy the day - and your meltdown!
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