Monday, November 7, 2011

I’m Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse


Last night I watched another riveting episode of The Walking Dead and I realized something. I don’t have to fear a zombie apocalypse because I won’t have to risk my life running to a convenience store a mile away to steal tampons or even a pregnancy test. This in itself gives me an advantage over the younger females. 

For those of you who don’t watch the show, well you have no idea what I’m talking about. But if there’s one positive take-away for all, here it is – if you’re menopausal and you’re in a zombie apocalypse – no worries. You won’t mind blasting the walking dead in the head. It’s just one less thing you have to worry about now. You're welcome!


Artwork by Denise Alvarado © 2008

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